Shit Apple Fanatics Say

We know, we know what you're thinking, "For the love of everything holy, no more Shit X Says videos"! Well, we would've agreed with you until we saw these pitch-perfect videos highlighting the awful enthusiasm that mac lovers display. And besides, it's right on time for the iPhone 5 announcement coming this Wednesday. So you might as well brace yourselves for apple-talk overdose by watching these.

Okay so Part two is stretching it a bit… and since when do apple fanboys get to talk to all sorts of attractive women constantly?