Judgmental Map of St. Louis

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Judgmental Maps is a tumblr where users cans send in screenshots of google maps with super blunt descriptions of each neighborhood. Reddit user Franky_FourFingers decided to take matters into his own hands and whip out a map for St. Louis.

It's pretty damn accurate… and hilarious in the most politically incorrect way.
Full Map.

He didn't forget about West County either.
Full West County Map

Comments

Glad we all agree that Chesterfield IS in fact the Capital of the World #booya

I think they called it the "Strip Mall" Capital of the World

Someone should do South County. 8-}

superb. bang on the money

I lived in St Louis for 16 years, lived in the CWE & then the south side, worked in the CWE, south Side, and north county. From my experience, this map is VERY correct. When I lived in the CWE, I felt incredibly safe..( I am a female and a lot of them wanted to be), the area in north city I worked in was in the middle of 'a bad place to get lost' & ' gunshots', and I loved living on the south side (the frozen custard leaning towards the redneck area). There are a lot of good people in St Louis, and I even miss some of them! Great job on the map!

What about St. Charles County?

St. Charles County....

home of kids who have never even been to st. louis "can't wait to get out of st. louis"

The Rams aren't shitty...

Manchester Rd. is a crazy, suicidal road. And if you live here, you're a better driver. What's 99.1? Most people I know listen to alternative, pop music. I've lived in Manchester for 38 years. I wouldn't trade it for living elsewhere. We have a lot of those " stick people " displayed on the rear window of cars which I think is silly. ;) Manchester: Love it or Hate it, depends on when you need to use it, lol

I wonder why it's okay to call out redneck areas on the map but not blacked out ghetto areas, map made by a liberal

I'm from WeCo. Pretty accurate. It's just te best and nicest part of St. Louis to live in.

Grew up there and left at 18. Still have family, so I go back for visits. I could never live there. Boring place. They do have some really good record stores though.

I think this is totally a lot of bull made up by some west c county person who thinks he is better than anyone else. I have lived in Overland for over sixty years and I resent your innuendos about the area. I think the traffic and rudeness of west county people is disgusting. They think they are better than anyone else and that is only a figment of their imaginations.

Accurate. I lived on Wash Ave. I was the "hip person living in lofts" :) accurate. I lived in STL for 23 years and have lived and been all over it. This is funny. Good work.

These comments suck

St. Charles/ St. Peters/Ofallon=North County West and their descendants.

I think this is funny...and pretty accurate don't take it so seriously people...

Oh this is hilarious and SPOT ON! Geez people, lighten up!

Got some good chuckles from reading this. Probably because it's all true. Seems like it was made by an older hipster from a working class family who never ran into any new money. I can only hope that this map makes you rich enough to be an out of place white person eating ice cream wherever you like.

This is very accurate. I grew up in the people who listen to kshe. They have their annual southside reunion and still listen to kshe. Lol. Do jefferson county please. Cuz most of the southside have moved out here

I grew up in Jefferson County. Couldn't wait to get out. Moved to St. Louis County when I was 19 to live and work. Then thought I was better than Jefferson County people. It's all just an illusion.

Your favorite band sucks.

So what people have a right to live where they choose to. I think this guy needs to get a life instead of wasting time making maps.

where is the south side

Hahahahahahahah a spot on I have lived here my whole life. (24)

I can't believe that no one finds this stuff offensive. Then again, it's St. Louis. Racists don't know they're racists.

It's called humor. If you think this is racist, then you probably wouldn't be a fan of any standup comedian of any race in the past 100 years.

Lived a few places around here and worked in west county. Spot on!

I like how all the people in the comments verifying this are being judgmental as in the title......as I judge you?

Lemay...where art thou

Hey all, Affton is the best!!
-John Goodman

"It really is good guys!"
- The Alderman of 'Frozen Custard'

This map sucks. Never saw the word "hoosiers" once! ;P

Bad place to get lost?? Hilarious!! So true. More Gunshots!! Absolutely!! Basically the Wire!! You bet it is. This was great. On point!!

I was born and raised in St Louis for 50+ years. I have live and or worked in every part of this city. This map has some good and some very wrong information. I am guess that a Caucasian person who only really knows from Hwy 40 to the south area wrote this, because the rest is very inaccurate.

I am from St.Louis but haven't lived there in 40 years. I retired recently and was thinking of returning to St.Louis though I've been living in California so long with this lovely weather that I don't know if I could adjust to St.Louis weather. I had a grandmother that lived off of Kingshighway,an aunt in Berkeley and another aunt in University City. I kind of like that Delmar Loop area but I hear there's a high crime rate with purse snatching and everything. By the way I'm a middle-aged Black woman...lol

Lol , it may be offensive to some people and if you are one of them. Then don't come back! Freedom of Speech remember !

The west county map is priceless and my mom is not a bad driver with a joyFM bumper.... no, wait. Yes she is.

Back window sticker seen on a 1989 Ford ranger:

"I'm just a white trash hoosier from Jefferson County trying to make my way in a West County World."

SAD BUT VERY VERY TRUE , ! , !

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