Behold! American Patriot Beer - St. Louis' Newest Crappy Beer Company
Before we get into this, we need to issue a disclaimer: we're still not sure this actually a real thing. We're going to treat it as if it is an actual new beer by a new beer company, but we wouldn't be surprised if either the Onion or the Daily Show is somehow tied in to all of this. That being said… St. Louis has a new beer that all us Americans can finally be proud to drink instead of drinking that shit those goddamn foreigners bought a few years back.
That's right motherfuckers, American Patriot Beer, this shit ain't foreign.
American Patriot Brewing company, out of St. Louis, Missouri has started production on their flagship brew, American Patriot Beer (which is actually contract-brewed in Wisconsin) aims to become the new contender of 100% American Shit Beer (American Pale Lager) fighting against the other shitty local beer Kräftig and the east coast king, Yuengling.
Watch some of these beautifully original spots with perfect audio.
We'd like to continue introducing these videos, but there aren't enough words in the dictionary to accurately voice our collective incredulity.
All of these spots have been executed by what appears to be the iStockPhoto of local boutique ad agencies, New Standard Creative Agency.
What do you think? Is it campy enough to garner a following, or is it the exemplification of what's wrong with this country?
We leave you with an excerpt from the video descriptions, that we can't imagine in any other voice than Will Ferrell's: It took us three years to develop this beer. It has a crisp clean taste we know you will love. We are proud Americans who love this country and love this beer.
When the largest brewer in America was purchased by a foreign company we decided to do something about it. It took three years to develop this product.
We believe you will, too.
It took us three years to develop this beer. It has a crisp clean taste we know you will love.
We are proud Americans who love this country and love this beer.